2 years ago. In this category you have all sound effects, voices and sound clips to play, download and share. Pastebin . I called you an idiot in a discord vc and yo grandmother sent me a text asking if I wanted to meet God. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters. API tools faq. and yo FBI agent used instant transmission to yo living room and stole all yo light bulbs dumb ass nigga, fuck is you saying you hideous ass iPhone 4 se screenprotector forehead ass nigga cmon now lotion bottle neck ass long foot ass itchy toenail having ass nigga im on yo ass nigga I went to yo momma house and went to the bathroom and opened up the mirror and saw 3 dildos and they all had sticky notes with names on them saying "Pussy Destroyer 1, 2 and 3" dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck I'll smack yo momma with a meat ball and she start breakdancing from the adrenaline rush bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying to me bitch ass nigga yo mom was in Highschool walking around the halls and she tripped and fell and busted her chest open bitch ass boy fuck is you saying nigga you ugly as fuck fat neck ass picture frame neck ass BiC lighter face ass acute triangle teeth shape ass nigga you spectacularly ugly as shit with yo Kapreson straw neck ass and speaking of kapreson straws, yo mom had a kapreson straw and put it in her booty hole and that fat bitch got tired because her left arm alone weigh 700 pounds fat ass bitch nigga fuck is you talking about you lame ass nigga yo father had a crush on Usain Bolt in 1944 while he was playing Saxiphone instrumentals in a doctors office flexing in front of all the patients with knee cap problems bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck, that nigga itachi uchiha put you in a infinite tsukyomi genjutsu and he made you hoolahoop for 600 hours dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck fuck is you saying little ass boy yo momma ate a cough drop and turned into beast boy bitch ass nigga yo mom got 360 noscoped by ninja in a fortnite pre-lobby and he banned you for stream sniping bitch ass nigga, yo grandma took back shots by Michael Jackson in 1984 sideways bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck nigga got a pillow pet cuz he lonely at night lame ass fat neck ass cmon now fat ass alligator teeth having ass nigga you ugly as fuck yo mom was hittin splits on top of the statue of liberty in exchange for soda cans bitch ass nigga cuz she's an expect recyclist bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck nigga, yo mom was tieing her shoe laces and accidentally tied her shoe lace to her pinkie toe and she started breaking all the Number 2 pencils tryna prove yo strength to the world bitch ass nigga, yo mom got epathermic displacia and it reverses her hand-eye coordination dumb ass nigga, she tried to pick up a subway sub sandwhich and she could not make contact with that shit she accidentally knocked it off the table, it fell on yo GUCCI shoe laces so you went into anafalactic shock and fell into sleep paralysis bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom is a grand priest in Egypt, and her spirit name is Bonquisha dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga, you was the first person in the world, to hang-slide off of a cruise ship and yo ass landed in the ocean bitch ass nigga little did you know approximately 16 sharks was suurrounding you and yo ass seen the sharks and you created "How do iiiiiiiiii sayyyyyyy goodbyeeeeee" bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass is the colossal titan from Attack On Titan and that nigga Captain Levi one shot you and you started crying out yo soul and started meditating yo consciousness and transformed into Jesus Christ bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga, shut yo bitch ass up you ugly ass phineus and ferb body built ass nigga you just depressed because yo pet lobster died from a sandstorm in zimbabwe when he was tryna find his kids he left there 3,000 years ago ugly ass boy im on yo ass fr now ugly ass nigga, Shut the fuck up you nasty ass weak collar bone having ass nigga you broke yo wrist tryna shoot a basketball because you took yo trainers words to heart my nigga when he said "flick yo wrist" you flicked that shit to a 326 degree angle and that shit snapped in 7 different locations ugly ass boy fuck is wrong with you, Fuck no boy yo ugly ass green bana peel body built ass nigga yo grandfather sniped a enemy solider and gained 3 experience points because he got lucky asf he dint even mean to do tha tshit my nigga you ugly as fuck, yo mom was bussin it back for that nigga sandy cheeks because she was gon give her a TI-84 calculator if she did it so she could conquor the world dumb ass nigga yo mom created the letter O because she saw the moon and started meditating dumb ass nigga she fell into sleep paralysis, and her sleep paralysis demon was a water battle, with the top off bitch ass boi fuck is you saying nigga you are a legendary pokemon trainer you beat Ash's pikachu by staring at his tail, dumb ass nigga that's why yo Auntie know the secret art of Spinjitsu, her ass can jump up in the air, kill 800 niggas, and fall back to the ground in 0.0004 seconds nigga yo auntie scary as shit fuck is you saying that's why yo granddad got assassinated by a poisonous venus fly trap in south dekota on top of a Ice Cream truck while he was charging his chakra dumb ass nigga yo great grandma created basketball, because she picked up a rock, and threw it through the middle of a lifesaver bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck that's why yo granddad is an experienced agar.io player and he solotricked Donald Trump and gained 439,543 mass and started giving away all his mass to everyone in the game with a number in they name dumb ass nigga yo mom was on a airplane, and she banged her head against the glass, broke the window, jumped out, and landed on a trampoline and she bounced back up to the airplane, sat down, and pulled out a toolbox, and started fixing the airplane dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, fuck is you saying nigga you are horrible nigga yo granddad is the best space conservationist in the world nigga he made 84 couches, fit inside of a bathroom dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga you retarded as fuck yo girlfriend is Sakura so she beats the shit out of you whenever you don't acknowledge her dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga you quit gaming, becuz that nigga YBN Nahmir, gave yo mom a cheeseburger, you saw that shit ain't have no meat on that shit, yo ass awakened yo sharingan and put that nigga into Sleep Paralysis, dumb ass nigga boy you ugly as fuck, yo grandma 360 noscoped Ninja and Tfue ina fortnite prelobby match on accident, and he banned her account for allegid stream sniping bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom was twerking her ass on top of the london bridge, just so she could make niggas throw nickels at her, and when she saw the nickels ain't have Theodore Rosevelts face on it, she strated panicing, her ass realized she wasn't in the same Country no more dumb ass nigga you retarded as fuck, im on yo ass now nigga you own a gold fish and a alligator, and yo fish ate yo alligator and transformed into a BeyBlade dumb ass nigga because little did you know, that was nemo from finding nemo bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck, on yo ass for real nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom got a bottle of dioxyribo nucleic acid, sitting on the top of her chimney, and whenever it comes in contact with steam, it spawns satan dumb ass nigga, yo mom is a top tier architect, she created the london bridge dumb ass nigga, Ugly ass pineapple pinocio pinecone body built ass nigga yo mom took 13 viagra pills and started dry humping the light switch on her wall you stank ass bald ass degenerate fortnite playing ass nigga im on yo ass fr now bitch made ass boy, Shut up you bitch ass virgin 3 months ago yo mom got kidnapped by soul reapers and got evicerated in the soul society by Rukia Kuchki you fat ass pickle neck ass boy you just mad cuz yo headset falls off yo head cuz that shit was made for dwayne the rock johnson you ugly ass boy fuck is wrong with you, fuck up nigga yo grandma had sex with the engine of a motor byke back in new jersey, nigga what boy you been in void so long that you thought pakistan was the capitak of void just because it had pak in it you retarded ass reject nigga im on yo ass fr boy, nigga yo mom was throwing it back at a strip club for free and they gave her 3 pinnies and a nickel and she started throwin a tantrum and kissing every managers knee caps and you started throwing all the dinner plates, My nigga what boy you got arrested and sent to life in prison my nigga because the FBI because you gruesimly murdered a crocodile in a new zealand hallocaust commercial my nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga you literally was in a 1987 range rover sticking half way solved rubix cubes in yo belly button while drawing circles and x's on that shit like a tic tac toe board and when you lost to yourself you committed suicide because you just lost all dedication to life my nigga you ugly as shit, You came out yo momma pussy using yo umbelical cord as a legendary katana from poptropica and yo ass got 1 shotted by a needle, dumb ass boy fuck is u talkin bout, yo ass got a "LAUNCH" button on yo keyboard, and whenever you press that shit yo mom start running down the stairs with purple cast-iron booty shorts on and start washing all the dishes in the house weird ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass had a guitar, played a song for yo crush, and her boyfriend shot you in the head with a high pressure water gun dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying boy yo ass was earing an egyptian trinket around yo neck yo school one day, and it started an alien apocolypse cuz that shit got long lost ancient hispanic testronomic DNA in that shit bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying boa yo baby brother had a wooden bat and started beating the shit out of you just to tell you that dinner was ready dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga you was in wal-mart crying because you couldn't find yo girl friend, little did you know she was on isle 13 giving blow-jobs to every nigga that bought her a pair of lip gloss dumb ass nigga, Nigga yo step-mom one shot the floor 1 dungeon boss from Swort Art Online because her ass had a legendary weapon crafted out of S rated gobanzo tree trunk bark dumb ass boy fuck is you saying nigga yo ass was depressed one day because yo pet snail died yo ass tried to astral project and yo soul got stuck in a ceiling fan bitch ass boi you ugly as fuck boy yo mom was bussin it back for Ronald Mc Donald for a free McFlurry and he did not give that shit to her dumb ass boi yo ass is inconsistantly sideways and yo vision is tilted to the left side of yo brain cuz yo ass got a weird condition called "Optical Dislexic Trajectory Flouride Symptoms bitch ass boy fuck is you sayinn nigga yo mom got gang banked my Krillin, Yamcha, Picollo and Android 18 in super saiyan form dumb ass nigga and when they got done, they summoned shenron and wished for a bacon egg and cheese sandwhich dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga now I'm finna flame the shit out of you nigga timmy turner is yo secret Physical Science teacher yo ass passed the class with a 100% cuz he did all the homework for you dumb ass boi fuck is u sayin nigga yo mom works at Freddy Frasbaears Pizzaria from Five Nights at Freddy's, her ass had a heart attack cuz she did not see a animatronic, her ass seen Courage the Cowardly Dog, that nigga was milly rocking with a watch in his hand and yo mom got hypnotized by it bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom was inside the world of Attack on Titans, little did you know she was the Colossal Titan dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck boi yo great great step-grandma was bussin it back at a christian strip club where the only think you can shake is yo knee caps bitch ass boi fuck is u saying nigga yo ass made a Do It Yourself Fidget Spinner made out of Kunai Khifes and Ninja Shurikens bitch ass nigga yo ass tried to throw that shit, and it had no aim dumb ass nigga that shit landed in a bird nest and killed 3 baby penguins dumb ass boy fuck is u saying nigga, you used a senzu bean on Michael jacksons corpse and that nigga got up and started moonwalking with KameHameHa waves coming out of his diamond glove dumb ass nigga yo ass was on dance dance revolution 2 practicing yo high school prom dance skills bitch ass boy fuck is you saying nigga now im on yo shit nigga yo iphone 5 got a screenprotector on it that absorbs salt dumb ass nigga and you paid 400 dollars for that shit tahts why Shisui Uchiha put you in a Genjutsu that made yo 5 senses evaporate bitch ass nigga yo mom fell into sleep paralysis cuz yo ass got a Optical Illusion ceiling fan bitch ass nigga you get to turning that shit on and all you see is a black and red spiral dumb ass niga you stupid as fuck boy yo ass is a arabian knight spirit that died in 1432 because yo ass got speared in yo back by Theodore Rosevelt with a Golden Eagle dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass got a piggy bank in yo room thats soul bounded to only catching Nickels dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass still got a 3DS and the only game you got is Sonic Unleashed and yo ass is stuck on the first stage because 3 of yo buttons broke dumb ass nigga yo ass can only move up and down dumb ass boi fuck is u saying yo ass got 3 candles lit up in yo bathroom to do ancient christian japanese dragon ball z shenron chants to summon the Goddess of Bumblebees dumb ass boy fuck is you saying nigga, nigga yo mom was caught in a wild fire in a jungle, her ass transformed into the Colossal Titan to save herself dumb ass nigga yo mom is an ancient level 300 sewer dweller her ass get to killin all alligators for fun dumb ass boy fuck is you talkin but nigga yo ass got a microwave in yo kitchen, that makes yo food colder with yo ironic ass boy and whenever you use that shit yo food get frost bite dumb ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout yo great grandfather was bussin it back at the LGBTQ hideout with nothing but a ariana grande halloween outfit on nigga got to hittin all high notes tryna impersonate her so niggas could touch on his gay ass, ugly ass boy, fuck is you talkin bout nigga yo granddad is that nigga Choji from Naruto fat ass boy yo ass get to throwing hand signs and turning into a giant dumb ass boi fuck is you talkin bout nigga yo internet cable is snapped in half cuz that nigga courage the cowardly dog be bitin yo shit at night time when you dont give him a fruit roll-up when he successfully pees in his potty bin dumb ass nigga you stupid like fuck boi, nigga yo mom created the loadout of the roblox website dumb ass nigga you dont even have a shower in yo house and you gotta take showers in yo washing machine in the laundry room bitch ass nigga yo ass dont even know how to throw a frizby, Nah nigga you really smell like armadillo knee cap grease with ketchup and mustard on it and you put black pepper on it as a toping bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck boy and that's why yo keyboard loses keys whenever you play OSU Mania because you be tapping yo keyboard too hard, Nigga you answered A on every question of yo S.A.T. You look like a frog, looks like you were born in a log. yo laptops internal webcam drivers are corrupted . dinner tables nigga you dumb as fuck stop talking, Shut up nigga that's why you're best friends with Jimmidy Cricket because you made strange noises with him late at night, Nigga you was on rediculousness because you did a back flip off of a swing set and yo neck landed on a porcupine and that shit scratched yo Thyroid then you threw up seasoned salt cuz you ate steak in the morning, Nigga you went to jacob sartoriouses concert just to steal his water bottle and use that shit when you get in the shower and you thought you was gon get tik tok famous, Nigga you paid approximately 125,224 dollars just to install cameras in yo eyes so you could take pictures of notes so you could cheat on tests and you still failed every class because the quality of the images were too low to read, Nigga all yo class mates call you and your best friend carl the king of the cafeteria because yall be eating yall lunches in approximately 2 bites boy, Shut up nigga your closet is an actual machine that turns niggas gay fuck is you talkin bout they walk in that bitch and walk out and then they dick turn into a vagina dumb ass nigga that's why yo ceiling made out of copy paper and that shit don't even last 2 days and yo parents pay 200 a month to get that shit fixed dumb ass boy, Nigga you was in yo front yard and a lady bug flew in yo left ear lobe and then out yo nose then in yo belly button then out yo ball sack and you turned into a Jaguar dumb ass nigga, That's why yo dumb ass thought FPS stood for Future Pussy Stickers and yo dumb ass typed that exact phrase into the amazon website search bar and it redirected you to a porn website bitch ass nigga, Nigga you ordered a HyperX gaming headset from amazon and 2 weeks later you got a package on yo doorstep and you opened it up and the only thing you seen inside of it was a box of lunchables dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga you tried to do a back flip for the first time off of yo sisters trampoline and you got so scared that yo life flashed before yo eyes and you landed on yo hairline and fell into sleep paralysis dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck and yo sleep paralysis demon is a microwave dumb ass fat ass bitch cuz all you think about is food fat ass boy, That was ass nigga ya great grandfather got killed in the Vietnam war because a enemy soldier 360 noscoped him and he gained 13,000 experience points and he got ranked to a grand master dumb ass nigga that's why yo jaw locks whenever you listen to the english variation of Descapito 2 with one ear bud in dumb ass nigga stop talking to me boy, Nigga that was ass boy that's why yo iPhone self destructs whenever you forget yo apple id password dumb ass boy fuck is wrong with you nigga that's why Wubbzy from Wow Wow Wubbzy tought you how to hoola hoop with a spatula while balancing on a basketball while being naked in a jzcuzzi dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, Nigga yo dumb ass had a science test and you studied algebra all night on accident and you failed the test dumb ass boy fuck is you saying nigga that's why stewie griffin gave you a hand job in the back of the magic schoolbus dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me boy, That was ass nigga you was taking a quiz in geometry class and you answered all the questions in egyptian hieroglyphics and you got expelled from school because the hieroglyphics on question 3 translated to the N word dumb ass boy you dumb as fuck, Shut yo bitch ass up nigga you tried to pack-a-punch a 10 dollar bill and you thought it was gonna turn into a 100 dollar bill you poor ass nigga you tried to put a fruit roll-up in a vending machine and another fruit rollup came out you dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, Uhuh nigga and you was robbing niggas houses in Florida tip toeinng to they bathroom because you had to pee and yo dumbasss flushed the toilet dumb ass boy, That was ass boy ya mother be making you sit in the corner with a water bucket on each hand whenever you get into an altercation in school over hot-wheels dumb ass boy that's why I caught yo retarded ass grandfather try-harding on a bop-it trying to show off infront of cancer patients in New-Zealand dumb ass boy, That was ass boy you tried to fight Henry Danger why he was filming his next episode in Hollywood and he sued you for assault dumb ass boy that's why you lost a staring competition to a blind man dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, That was ass boy ya father invited me to a scribblio match at 6:30 in the morning and he sent uber-eats to my house and all I saw was 3 jolly ranchers sitting on my porch with a pokemon action figure holding them dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, Shut up nigga you drunk kool-aid for the first time and 3 pimples grew on yo forehead boy and yo mother took you to the doctor and turns out you have a water allergy.. dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga your a evil mad genius nigga your bathroom controls the weather boy, whenever you turn on yo fossil it starts raining and whenever you flush yo toilet it starts storming dumb ass nigga you evil as fuck, Uhuh nigga that's why yo jaw weak as fuck boy, whenever you eat jolly ranchers yo jaw locks dumb ass boy and you start crying cause of the pain then yo momma bitch slapped you cuz you was bein a bitch about it you bum ass nigga, You smell like chimpanzee knuckle juice with banana peppers dumb ass boy and ya mother got ran over and defeated by an angry lady bug.. dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, That was ass nigga you joined the Teen Titans team and they tested yo intellectual intelligence boy, and yo dumb ass got defeated by a calculator that only had add and subtract on it nigga you dumb as fuck, Ya mother has allergic reactions to venus fly trap bites boy, and whenever she try to walk up stairs time goes slower nigga you dumb as fuck, Nigga first time you tried to have a lucid dream you fell into sleep paralysis boy, and yo sleep paralysis demon was a stapler nigga you dumb as fuck, You proposed to yo girl friend on poptropica and she left the game nigga you dumb as fuck, Nigga your indian tech support scammer tracked yo IP boy, because he heard you take a piss using a satellite radio nigga you dumb as shit, Nigga bounty hunder D was struggling to capture you boy, because you was born in the hidden leaf village and you knew the shadow clone jutsu nigga you stupid as fuck, That was ass nigga that's why a 23 year old man reported you in roblox dungeon quest boy, because you was using synapse to automatically complete dungeons nigga you dumb as fuck, Nope nigga you beat someone in a 1v1 on fortnite and he sent you a ip logger and you clicked on it with a VPN that redirected your location to your neighbors house and next thing you know your neighbors house blew up boy ever since then you called yourself a murderer nigga u dumb as fuck, Nigga you can't even use the dark theme on youtube boy, because yo black ass fingers camouflauge with the screen nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga you poured gasoline on skeleton and lit it on fire boy, and you thought you recreated the ghost rider nigga you dumb as fuck, Nigga you had a 50 person orgy with 49 random people that you found on roblox Adopt Me nigga you weird as fuck, That's why yo teacher stopped you from finishing yo pop quiz cuz you was answering all the questions in Egyptian hieroglyphics, And that's why yo bus driver banned you from riding the bus for a whole month because you tossed a used condom at his left shoulder blade nigga, Nigga yo pet squirrel grew wings and full grown human legs and started walking inside yo kitchen and opened up the microwave and put a mexican burrito inside and 3 seconds later the PS3 homescreen music started playing out yo Bluetooth Stereo CD Boombox Radio player bitch ass nigga and thats why yo step moms GPS got hacked by the creators of Synapse X and they redirected her destination to the Bakini Bottom and she drove off a cliff and fell into the Atlantic Ocean and all you seen was 36 Mermaids playing tic tac toe on an abandoned island bitch ass nigga and that's why yo step mom got a strange house bitch ass nigga her house has no roof or no wals on that shit all you got is floors bitch ass nigga, you have no furnature in yo house because your mother is a very experienced space conservationist bitch ass nigga and that's why whenever you eat hotfries at exactly 6:32 AM yo front door teleports into yo moms room and explodes and the only thing that comes out of the door is dried up ketchup and sewage water bitch ass nigga you ugly as shit nigga that's why yo mom was throwing it back for the assistant principle of the local Elementary School and he accidentally started moaning over the schools intercom and all the little kids thought someone was having a seizure bitch ass nigga, that's why yo step mom is a professional colorbook colorer dumb ass nigga she has exactly 664,599 copies of the hello kitty coloring book and spends 21 hours a day completing them bitch ass nigga im finna flame the fuck out of you boy that's why yo laptop charger mounfunctions whenever you play roblox jail break because you accidentally installed a driver on yo laptop that was custom made by microsoft to spy on all of yo Bookmark history bitch ass nigga that's why the ice king from adventure time anal raped yo step mom because he wanted to disect her internal red blood cells bitch ass nigga and that's why you read the future in 60 years and all you seen was the world being destroyed bitch ass nigga and little did you know the world was being destroyed by DR. EggMan and little did you know my nigga that was yo step-cousin bitch ass nigga you ugly as shit, and that's why yo dumb ass thought you was a air bender because you sneezed and it had the force of a Kamehameha bitch ass nigga thats why yo discord account got terminated because you accidentally sent a grabbify link to Snoop Dogg's weed dealer bitch ass nigga what are you saying nigga that's why you looked in yo peripheral vision and all you seen was that nigga Itachi Uchiha putting you in an Infinite Tsukyomi Genjutsu and while you were in the Genjutsu that nigga Sonic The Hedgehog and Knuckles hanged banged yo mom on top of an iron board in yo living room with pink L.E.D.